Repent!

For the End Times are upon us. Welcome to the first edition of the Knowledge For Hippies Friday Stupid, today's round-up of odd news and disturbing stories, collected for your entertainment and enlightenment. Enjoy!

First, American culture sinks to a new low. (via HA headline thingy)

Second, big baby, little lady. (via Fox)

In other news, water is too "wet" and the sun is too "sunshiny." (via HA headline thingy)

How 'special' is 'special.' Kidding aside, her recent patriotic and philanthropic activities give me new reason to respect her. And those two other reasons of course. (via Fox)

Sigh. More identity politics from the Left. It's comedy people, sheesh. (via HA headline thingy)

Let's end on a good note. Chemical Ali about to get his virgins! (via Jawa)

Ttttttthat's all folks. Have a great weekend!

Welcome!

A very warm welcome to all. I, the Great and Wonderful Oz, have created this blog for the sole purpose of bringing much needed knowledge and awareness to the evil patchouli scented hippies of our great country. Over the course of the coming months, I will attempt to illuminate many topics in such a way that all those poor unwashed hippies will have no choice but to stand up and proudly declare "I'm an American, and I love it!" The difficulties are many, but hopefully not insurmountable. The forces of all that is right in the world are waging a battle against all that is left (wrong) in this world. Together we shall march to victory! Stay tuned, knowledge awaits...

PS-Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!