Repent!

For the End Times are upon us. Welcome to the first edition of the Knowledge For Hippies Friday Stupid, today's round-up of odd news and disturbing stories, collected for your entertainment and enlightenment. Enjoy!

First, American culture sinks to a new low. (via HA headline thingy)

Second, big baby, little lady. (via Fox)

In other news, water is too "wet" and the sun is too "sunshiny." (via HA headline thingy)

How 'special' is 'special.' Kidding aside, her recent patriotic and philanthropic activities give me new reason to respect her. And those two other reasons of course. (via Fox)

Sigh. More identity politics from the Left. It's comedy people, sheesh. (via HA headline thingy)

Let's end on a good note. Chemical Ali about to get his virgins! (via Jawa)

Ttttttthat's all folks. Have a great weekend!