Welcome!

A very warm welcome to all. I, the Great and Wonderful Oz, have created this blog for the sole purpose of bringing much needed knowledge and awareness to the evil patchouli scented hippies of our great country. Over the course of the coming months, I will attempt to illuminate many topics in such a way that all those poor unwashed hippies will have no choice but to stand up and proudly declare "I'm an American, and I love it!" The difficulties are many, but hopefully not insurmountable. The forces of all that is right in the world are waging a battle against all that is left (wrong) in this world. Together we shall march to victory! Stay tuned, knowledge awaits...

PS-Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!